*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*
Lea taught me how to stand up for myself more, like realising that I can’t be in ten places at the same time. She’s also very protective. Once, we were flying from Sydney to Melbourne when a crazy guy grabbed my face and kissed me. Lea yelled and pushed him off of me. A mean stewardess who hadn’t seen it turned around and said: “You two be quiet!”And Lea yelled: “No, that man just kissed my friend!”
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.